Kissing Dolphins

Dolphin kissing on vacation

Dolphin kissing on vacation

On my friend’s honeymoon, they signed up for a program where they get to kiss a dolphin.

I don’t know why a lot of people are into kissing dolphins. I’m guessing it would be a very one sided kiss. I’ve been in enough one sided kisses where I don’t get too excited at the prospect of another one.

People kiss dolphins on the nose, that doesn’t makes sense to me to me. Since they don’t know the dolphin that well, a cheek kiss seems more appropriate to me. But dolphin kissing appointments are around $150. So I guess people are trying to get their money’s worth and are going after that dolphin face buffet style.

I don’t think people should have to pay for dolphin kisses. They’re enough dolphins out there that you should be able to get a kiss for free if you try hard, apply yourself, and smile.

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