February 8, 2015 Leave a comment
McDonald’s has a February marketing campaign “Pay with Lovin’” where McDonald’s customers can win the prize of a free meal if they do a random act of kindness.
I can’t wait until the McDonald’s campaign backfires.
Eventually they are going to come across someone who is a 50 year old orphan.
McDonald’s employee: The price of your meal is to tell your mother you love her.
Orphan 1: I was an orphan, I don’t have a mom.
McDonald’s employee: Ok the price of your meal is to call your girlfriend of wife and tell them you are thankful for them
Orphan 1: I am divorced.
McDonald’s employee: Ok the price of your meal is to tell the person behind you they are great
Orphan 1: You are great.
Homophobic Customer: Don’t ever talk to me again.