February 17, 2013 Leave a comment
I usually take part in Anti-Valentine’s Day activities on February 14th. Some of my favorite Anti-Valentine’s Day activities include:
1. Watching divorce court.
2. Instead of exchanging flowers, I give cactuses to people I don’t like.
3. I go dog shopping, because they will never leave me… and if they do.. I WILL CALL THREE DOG POUNDS AND FOUR ANIMAL SHELTERS AND TRACK THEM DOWN!!
4. I don’t buy anything red or pink during the week of Valentine’s Day. Sorry strawberries and Smart Ones TV dinners you will have to wait a week.
I wish Anti-Valentine’s day didn’t fall on February 14th. It’s hard for me to schedule an Anti-Valentine’s Day get together because everyone has Valentine’s Day plans. If Anti-Valentine’s day was in May, I think the holiday would get a lot more exposure and it would help people get into the Anti-Valentine’s Day spirit.