Entering the witness protection program to get rid of outstanding debts.

Entering the witness protection program to get rid of outstanding debts.

Entering the witness protection program to get rid of outstanding debts.

If I am ever in over my head in debts. I’m not going to get rid of those debts the dumb way by filing for bankruptcy, that would kill my credit.  I am going to get rid of those debts the smart way, by entering the witness protection program.  It’s not hard to enter the witness protection program, all you have to do is go down to the police station and give them a convincing story, “Look I was in this trial two years ago and the mafia is out to get me!”

That is all you have to do.  The government should have to take care of your outstanding loans and debts, because they have to sever every tie to your name.  Then boom say goodbye to bad debts, and say hello to Las Vegas, a fake mustache, and a new last name from your favorite character on television.

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