The fifth dimension and time traveling

According to string theory there are eleven dimensions.  Right now people only know four: length, width, height, and time.  There are a lot people out there who want to discover the fifth dimension.  But, there is no point in discovering the fifth dimension; because right now we barely understand how to travel through the fourth dimension of time.

You can tell we don’t know how time traveling works.  Because whenever people see a movie with time traveling in it, after the movie, people are always arguing in the lobby over the actual way time traveling works and the fake way that was shown in the movie. 

After a movie people don’t argue over how traveling works in the first three dimensions.  “Oh man that person shouldn’t of been able to turn left.”  “I don’t know how they where able to avoid running into that 3-D object.”  “Hey wasn’t it weird how that car went straight.” 

I don’t think it is dumb that we don’t know how to time travel.  I think it is dumb that we don’t know how to talk about time travel.    

That’s why I don’t think we need to discover the fifth dimension.  We barely understand the fourth dimension.  Just imagine how complicated it would be traveling through the fifth dimension, or at least explaining how traveling through the fifth dimension works. 

Maybe it’s a good thing that we don’t know how to travel through time.  As hard as it is to get someone to understand how time traveling works.  It’s even harder to get someone to understand that they can’t go back in time because they will screw everything up!!  Some heroes say, “But that bad guy went back in time.”  You tell that hero, “NO! I don’t care what that bad guy did.” 

The five dimensions

The five dimensions

Traveling through the four dimensions

Traveling through the four dimensions

The environment on Mars

The environment on Mars

The environment on Mars

Every year about 60,000 square miles of forest is destroyed and about 50,000 species in the rainforest become extinct.  A lot of people worry and stress out about this.      

That is why I think that people should live on mars.  People who live on Mars, don’t have to worry about forests being destroyed or animals becoming extinct.  You could move to Mars and live there for ten years straight and the planet would have the same number of living organisms then as it had when you started.  It would be carefree.  Mars is also a great planet to do business.  If a company wants to bulldoze some rocks to make room for a shopping mall, there aren’t any environmental protestors that will chain themselves to rocks, in an effort to stop the bulldozers.

Mankind has been able to live on Mars for years.  But unfortunately the Environmental Protection Agency and the Syndicate of Landlords have intervened to made sure that that will never happen, by delaying launches and sabotaging new technology. 

Both of these groups stand to lose a great deal of money if people move to Mars.  The Environmental Protection Agency rakes in billions of dollars a year protecting spotted owls, forests, and rivers.  The Environmental Protection Agency is worried that if half of the population of Earth moves to Mars, then the endangered animals and damaged environments on Earth would bounce back and there would be no need for the Environmental Protection Agency(EPA).  The EPA wouldn’t make a dime on Mars because nobody is going to want to give money save animals, forests, and rivers that don’t exist.  Landlords are also worried about people moving to mars, because the more people move to MARS, the less tenants there will be on Earth to rent to and they will collect less rent.

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