Relationships in medical dramas and their effects on patients

Relationships in medical dramas

Relationships in medical dramas

I feel bad for patients on medical dramas like Grey’s Anatomy. Not only do the patients have serious medical illnesses; but the doctors in the show, who the patients are relying on for help, have relationship issues with each other in about every other episode.

If I was a patient on the show and Dr. Meredith Grey told me that I had a 50/50 chance of living. I would ask her, “was that a 50/50 chance before or after Dr. McDreamy and you got into a huge fight and you became an emotional train wreck.”

Should cloning be legal?

The downside of cloning

The downside of cloning

Cloning should be outlawed, because it is bad for the next generation of people.  People just like themselves too much.  If people have a choice between cloning themselves or having a kid, what do you think they will do?  This is going to be very bad news if Kanye West decides to clone himself and the clone decides to clone itself for the next 1000 years.  Cloning is also bad because it can cause marital strife.  If you think joint finances are tough to deal with.  That is nothing compared to couples arguing over whether their clone should be of him or her.    

Husband: “I want our next child to be a clone of me.”

Wife: “I want our next child to be a clone of me.  The last three kids we had were clones of you!”

Husband: “Hey I want to see my clones in a barbershop quartet, not be in a barbershop quartet with my clones.”

Bill on cloning in Congress

Bill on cloning in Congress

The womb feeling

Babies have dry skin after they are born.

Babies have dry skin after they are born.

The womb is a great place to be.  The best nine months I ever spent.  It is even better than sex.  I know this, because when people get scared and want to feel good; they get into the fetal position and not the missionary position. 

Babies are shocked after they are born when they get chapped lips and dry skin and realize that the world cold and dry and not warm and moist like in the womb.

Why do people use Chap Stick and lotion on their skin when it is dry or cracked?  Who are these people kidding; they are not in the womb.  No matter how much lotion or palm oil you douse your body with, your skin will never be as lustrous as it was in the womb. 

People should just accept the fact that they are out of the womb and that moisturizing your skin is a tiring and ultimately futile effort, because it is cold and dry out here.  What is so great about being in the womb anyway?  Who wants pruned fingers all day long?

The affect of flu shots on the immune system

Help fighting the flu.

Help fighting the flu.

I am against flu shots because they are bad for your immune system.  The flu shot makes it so that your immune system doesn’t have to work very hard fighting the flu.  If fighting the flu was a boxing match of Your Body vs. The Flu, the flu shot would be like giving your body a hand gun.

The flu shot is good at first, because your immune system gets to beat the flu very fast with minimal effort.  But if you keep getting the flu shot year after year, your immune system gets weak, lazy, and out-of-shape because it doesn’t have work hard to fight the flu year after year.  Pretty soon your immune system groans when it gets out of a chair, watches TV constantly, and is living in its own filth because it refuses to clean up its own bloodstream.     

If you don’t get the flu shot, your immune system stays in good shape, because it knows it has to fight the flu off year after year in hand-to-hand or flagellum-to-flagellum combat and knows that there will be no air support from the flu shot

The flu shot contains dead flu virus in it.  Getting the flu shot every year hurts your body’s domestic industrial capacity to produce dead flu viruses by itself and makes your body more dependent on foreign imported dead flu viruses.   

That is why I am against getting the flu shot year after year.  I would rather have an immune system that is a fit, disciplined, fighting unit that is able to produce its body’s dead flu virus needs domestically, than an immune system that is lazy, out-of-shape, and dependant on getting its dead viruses imported because of short term cost savings. 

The affects of the flu shot.

The affects of the flu shot.

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