February 5, 2013 Leave a comment
Problem neighbors who live next door to you who have a strange lifestyle or an unkept house can decrease your property value by ten percent.
I don’t understand why people complain about their problem neighbors.
Problem neighbors are great; they decrease the property taxes you pay, since property taxes on based on your home’s value.
Each problem neighbor you have is like a tax deduction and the more problem neighbors you have the more property tax deductions you get.
If a neighborhood wants to save money on their property taxes they should try to maximize their problem neighbor deduction, by:
1. Landscaping everyone’s yard incorrectly and putting up an excessive amount of wind socks in the front yard.
2. Have houses add chicken coops to their backyard and add an acoustic wall to project the chicken clucks further
3. Have the neighbors call in or orchestrate fake crimes around the neighborhood to boost crime statistics.
“Hello Police someone vandalized one of my windsocks and one of my chickens was stolen.
If you do all of those things, the county assessors will think that your house is located in a lawless unsightly wasteland, and they will give your property tax bill the “you will never sell your house” thirty percent discount.