The evolution of animals in landfills
May 8, 2011 1 Comment
I hope that evolution doesn’t exist.
I don’t want any new animal species evolving out of landfills. I don’t want butterflies to develop wings which look like coke cans, so they can better hide from predators. I don’t want skunks in land fills evolving to be three times stinkier so they can scare away predators who are already used to stinky smells.
If animals evolved out of landfills, it would suck.
There would be all these new species false alarms where mutants are mistaken for new species.
Zoos would be less fun because they would add stinky landfill exhibits to help educate the public on earth’s new embarrassing species.