Zombies vs. Vampires, which is better?
March 13, 2011 Leave a comment
Vampires and zombies are essentially the same: they are both dead, they both feed on people, and both can turn people into themselves. I fell bad for zombies though because lots of people want to be vampires but nobody wants to be a zombie.
When is the last time you saw a movie or read a book that put zombies in a good light or showed the sensitive side of zombies? Or when is the last time you heard someone say, “You know I wish I was a zombie.”
Zombie life is much less romantic than vampire life. Vampires own mansions, zombies just surprise you in a room of a mansion. Vampires wear fine Italian clothing. Zombies were torn street clothes. Vampires don’t age; zombies look like they are dead. Vampires speak eloquently; zombies can barely speak a full sentence.
I guess people like vampires more than zombies because if a vampire turns you into one of them, that really isn’t that bad, maybe it’s a step up or a step down. But if a Zombie turns you into one of them, that is a huge step down. Being a zombie has the same status quo as a hot dog concession stand worker for the Cleveland Cavaliers.