The womb is a great place to be. The best nine months I ever spent. It is even better than sex. I know this, because when people get scared and want to feel good; they get into the fetal position and not the missionary position.
Babies are shocked after they are born when they get chapped lips and dry skin and realize that the world cold and dry and not warm and moist like in the womb.
Why do people use Chap Stick and lotion on their skin when it is dry or cracked? Who are these people kidding; they are not in the womb. No matter how much lotion or palm oil you douse your body with, your skin will never be as lustrous as it was in the womb.
People should just accept the fact that they are out of the womb and that moisturizing your skin is a tiring and ultimately futile effort, because it is cold and dry out here. What is so great about being in the womb anyway? Who wants pruned fingers all day long?
Babies have dry skin after born
