PDA: Public Display of Affection

I am sick of seeing couples with their PDA.  I feel bad enough already that I am not in a relationship.  Now these couples are going to rub it in my face to make me feel worse by showing me how organized and technologically savvy they are. 

It’s kind of hard for me to enjoy myself at the mall, when everywhere I turn, I see couples and their PDA’s or personal digital assistants.  I don’t want to see that.  When I go to the mall, I don’t want to see you scheduling meetings into your PDA.  I don’t want to see you both hunched over the PDA, searching through apps, and steaming up the screen with your busy schedule and extensive social connections; how about you show a little self control and waiting until you get home to do that stuff.  And I am not saying this because I am jealous because I only have a basic cell phone.