Polygamy just doesn’t work

Polygamy just doesn’t work.   There are many people in the world that live in poverty, which is very sad.  Unless you are a polygamist, if you’re a polygamist and you live in poverty; that is just common sense.  If you have four wives and don’t feel any sort of financial pressure, then you are either high out of your mind or asleep in a deep coma.

It’s bad news to hear that wages aren’t keeping up with inflation. But that news is always just a little bit worse for polygamists.  Polygamists were in deep water before, now they are in deep water and they left the stove on at home.

There is always a girl out there who has the idea of having a polygamist relationship with a couple of husbands and having the husbands work for her.  But, it just doesn’t work like that.  Guys are like male hamsters.  If you put two male hamsters in the same cage, they kill each other.  And the hamster that is left alive is always the one that you didn’t want to keep.

I feel bad for polygamists; everybody always refers to their homes as polygamist ranches.  Polygamists are offended when they hear this and think, “I know you people think we’re animals, but could you not call our home a ranch.  Animals live on ranches.  Why can’t we get the same respect as Amish people and have people refer to our homes as villages or communities.