After seeing the movie Zeitgiest, I thought maybe it is time that I start worshiping the sun. It is confusing though, because there are many ways to worship the sun, it is hard to know if I am doing it right.
I was wondering, what are sun worshippers supposed to do about tanning? Are sun worshippers [...]
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Sun worshipers
Posted in Culture, tagged sun, worship, worshiping on January 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
PDA: Public Display of Affection
Posted in Culture, Technology, tagged digital, PDA, Public Display of Affection on January 31, 2010 | 1 Comment »
I am sick of seeing couples with their PDA. I feel bad enough already that I am not in a relationship. Now these couples are going to rub it in my face to make me feel worse by showing me how organized and technological savvy they are.
It’s kind of hard for me to enjoy myself [...]
Natural Selection doesn’t work.
Posted in Science, tagged bears, doesn't work, natural selection on January 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Evolution and natural selection work great in the wild, where only the fittest animals survive and pass on their genes. However, natural selection doesn’t work very well when you have people walking around.
People don’t care how fit or unfit an animal is. We just kill and eat whatever we want. People, “Oh you’re fast [...]
Why do people leave around time capsules?
Posted in Culture, Science, tagged dumb, people, time capsules on January 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Why do people leave around time capsules for future generations? People in the future aren’t going to want that junk. You know people actually put floppy disks inside time capsules. What are people in the future supposed to do with that? If people left a note on a floppy disk and on a rock, the [...]
Why employee theft is good
Posted in Business, tagged employee theft, good, turnover on January 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know why people are against employee theft. Employee theft is good. I would have left my job months ago, if there weren’t excellent employee theft opportunities as part of my overall compensation package.
If an employee is stealing from a company or organization, that is an incentive for the employee to work there longer. [...]
Dog fighting
Posted in Animals, tagged cruel, dog fighting, neutered on January 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know if I am against dog fighting or not. Dog fighting is cruel, but people do other cruel things to their pets: like neuter their dogs or clip their pet bird’s wings. Taking that into consideration, I guess whether or not I am against dog fighting depends on whether fighting dogs are neutered [...]
The affect of flu shots on antibodies
Posted in Medical, tagged antibodies, flu shot, immune system on January 6, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I am against flu shots. Getting the flue shot or the flu vaccine is the same thing as giving your immune system hand guns. If you had the flue shot and the flu shows up you’re your immune system just pulls out its antibodies and blows the flu away.
That is good at first, but if [...]
Willy Wonka and the all natural food movement
Posted in Business, Movies, tagged all natural, candy, Food, Willy Wonka on January 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
The all natural organic food movement is really bad for Willy Wonka’s candy business. It’s hard to market your candy as all natural when it comes out of a giant factory with huge smoke stacks, where all of the factory workers are discolored midgets.
The public story is that the Oompa loompas came from Loompaland, which [...]
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