July 26, 2015 Leave a comment
I was at a work potluck where everyone brought a dish. I went to the dessert table and to my horror the cookies were gone and there were only two types of Jello dishes left.
Jello is not a dessert.
When is the last time you were in a restaurant and ordered Jello?
Customer: What is the Jello of the day?
Customer: mmm.. that sounds good, I will have that!
Jello is food for people who don’t have a choice what they eat, so people in hospitals and prisons. If I was incarcerated for breaking the law I would be ok with eating Jello because I am paying for my actions.
But if I am a law abiding citizen or haven’t been caught, I shouldn’t have to eat Jello.
Small kids like it because they don’t know about the world. They think living on the moon is a good idea.
You know the Great Depression was tough, because people came out of it thinking Jello was a real treat. Nobody came out of the Great Recession thinking Jello was a treat.
Old people like it because it is easy to chew. If you have dentures it is the exact opposite of corn. Jello and dentures work well together like Batman and Robin or Bush and Cheney.